Texas Burrito Factory

There's a restaurant here called the Texas Burrito Factory. It's actually quite delicious. Kind of like Taco Del Mar, but maybe not quite as good. They sell burritos (obviously). They also sell death in a burrito form for only $30. And by death I mean seven pounds of burrito, known as the Big Ben. Seven pounds, people. If you can eat it in less than an hour, you get your $30 back, and everlasting fame. No throwing up allowed. The restaurant keeps a scoreboard of attempts to eat the Big Ben, and the current score is: Big Ben - 23, Men - 0. So no one has been able to defeat it. And honestly, who in the world would want to try?

This is Bowman's brother, Hyrum.

Do you see this?? Oh hi, that's a 7-pound pile of food.

And so, the timer started.



And... it didn't go so well.

They foil-wrapped what remained of the monster when he called it quits. A baby in one arm, and Rayna in the other, haha. So gross.

Big Ben - 24, Men - 0.